- Wow, yet another ‘original’ plot of forbidden love.
- They are fictional characters corrupting minds of Real people.
- It's predictable, and childish
- You don’t have to describe the character every two pages, we know all about Edward’s ‘perfectly toned chest’ the fourth time she mentions it.
- Vampires can’t get people pregnant. SPOILER!
- The reason why Edward can't read Bella's mind is because she doesn't have one
- A hundred of years different = pedophile
- Harry Potter could beat Edward with his wand any day.
- It’s just not healthy to teach young girls that True Love involves the guy watching you while you sleep.
- Vampires bite, they don't sparkle. that's just gay.
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